21/02/2008

frases inteligentes

“Quando a vida lhe der as costas
Não seja bobo
Passe a mão na bunda dela”
Tavinho de Ninguém

“Batatinha quando frita
Se esparrama na marmita
Minha sogra quando grita
Mais parece uma cabrita”
Seu Zequinha das Fulô

“Menina casa comigo
Que não vai passar fome
Lá em casa tem barata
A gente frita e você come”
Marco Paraguai
(Locutor de rodeio amador)

“Aonde a vaca vai
O Ronaldinho vai atrás”
Mary Chutheira
(coletora caseira de esperma in natura)

“Quem ordenha
Quer mamar”
Juquinha Leite
(Leiteiro e filósofo amador)

“Os últimos serão os primeiros
É só contratar um belo de um advogado
Entrar com um recurso na justiça desportiva
Dizer que havia irregularidades com o árbitro
E causar um incidente de invasão do campo pela torcida adversária”
Dr. Futiba de Souza

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